upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted
pond, in a verdant meadow near her castle.
frog hopped in to the princess's lap and said: "Elegant
lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch
cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I
will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up house in yon
castle where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes,
bear my children and forever feel grateful and happy doing
night , over a meal of lightly sauteed frogs legs seasoned
in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to
herself and said: "I don't @%#!
kidding aside, isn't this guy attractive? There
are quite a few of these golden-eyed beauties
living in the eaves of my house and under the
air conditioner. They are fairly large - about
5-6 inches long - and only come out in the cool
of night to eat, mate, and lay eggs in my pond.
I've met this guy in a bar somewhere.